Lebanese Frenchies

December 9, 2006 at around evening time

I don’t know why today of all days, while having lunch I smiled to myself and asked myself why are they called Lebanese Forces? It’s apparent the majority of the Lebanese are against them so they can’t be called Lebanese… and forces??? What forces?

I now declare their new name to be Lebanese Frenchies.

Why? Well it seems like most of them are Frenchies and that’s as creative as I could get.

Apparently, I was wrong.  The reason they are called the Lebanese Forces is because they are Lebanese and they used to have forces.  Hence, Ex-Lebanese Forces? Lebanese Ex-Forces?

Suggestions people?

40 Comments »

  1. N10452 says

    The government gave them the permission to call themselves Lebanese Forces and keep that name, they just kept the name just like the Kataeb did and they dont have Phalanges anymore as well.

    They just kept the name, they are now the forces of good against the forces of evil armed with their commitment and strong will :P :P

    Convinced ?

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  2. Rampurple says

    Erm nope

    You get 3 chances ;)

    December 9th, 2006 | #

  3. Purgatory says

    I enjoyed having lunch with you and the conversations we had, you are very informative.

    December 9th, 2006 | #

  4. N10452 says

    Let me elaborate then.
    You have in Lebanon very very bad people called Party of God, and the LF had to ally with God ( since God is Ouwet as everyone in Bsharre will tell you and they are pretty much convinced), and fight the forces of darkness with their faith and strong will.

    They were armed before, but after 12 years of prison, their leader Dr.Geagea came out of prison with a secret weapon, a mental power that doesnt require using weapons and so they are still forces.

    Convinced ?

    December 9th, 2006 | #

  5. Rampurple says

    Good vs. Evil?

    Erm no

    You get 2 more chances

    December 9th, 2006 | #

  6. N10452 says

    Well it is simpler, you see Hakim had all the titles in the LF except one, and he had to keep the Lebanese Forces name to have it.

    ra2iss el hay2a el tanfiziyye fil kouwwat el lebnaniyye.

    Its like some Saudi Sheikh full name lol.

    Convinced ?

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  7. Rampurple says

    hmmm that makes more sense if he was competiting for the longest job title ever

    December 9th, 2006 | #

  8. N10452 says

    Well, he could be facing a longer title than his if he screws up in the LF now, we ll have a ra2iss el hay2a el tanfiziyye fil tayyar el 2isla7i li 7ezeb el Kouwwat el Lebnaniyye.

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  9. nick says

    rampurple putting pressure on N

    you succeeded !!

    errm… i think

    December 9th, 2006 | #

  10. N10452 says

    2ayya pressure :P

    El 7oukoume be2ye wou ni7na 2e3deen ..

    December 9th, 2006 | #

  11. nick says

    i think UN tribunal is going to be approved under chapter 7

    makes the whole issue more exciting

    did anyone hear michel aoun in bkerki after his meeting with the batrak?

    he sounded like a boy who had just come out of the principal’s office - quiet and very calm

    he supports bkerki’s plan on voting for a new president and ousting lahoud out - i thought he was allies with hizb allah - i still don’t understand meecho !!

    December 9th, 2006 | #

  12. Rampurple says

    N10452: stick to French… we know you’re not an Arab. Phoenician ma 7ek? :P

    December 9th, 2006 | #

  13. N10452 says

    Ben bien sur que je ne suis pas Arabe, je suis Syriaque arameen phoenicien canaanite assyrien et fier de moi meme ..

    December 9th, 2006 | #

  14. Nick says

    it’s quite funny how some people in lebanon act as they’re french as if their ancestors are from lyon and bordeaux. most of them are from jroud akkar and haret hreik

    December 9th, 2006 | #

  15. N10452 says

    facharrit ( with the ‘rr’ french accent), je viens de l’Achrrrafieh.

    December 9th, 2006 | #

  16. Nick says

    rrrrrrrrr

    do u remember ariel sharon - he used to speak english with a french accent!!

    December 9th, 2006 | #

  17. N10452 says

    You made me remember one quote Ariel said once :

    I am a man of peace loool ..

    C’etait terrrible :P

    December 9th, 2006 | #

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